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Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
04/15/2018 at 20:19 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:23

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Vintage car ridesharing service when


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:36

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I once got really drunk and tried to download uber eats; however, when you search uber eats in the app store, drive for uber is the first result. Apparently I got half way registered to drive for uber before I figured it out.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:37

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Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:40

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I feel like this needs to be part of that quiz that scores how Jalop your car is.

Does not qualify for Uber = +30 points

Qualifies for Uber = 0 points

Qualifies for Uber Black = -25 points


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:44

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I don’t think I own any vehicle that would qualify for Uber. Is my wife’s 2008 too old?


Kinja'd!!! Stephenson Valve Gear > WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:45

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Neither my car or my pickup qualify for Uber. Do I get 60 points?


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/15/2018 at 20:46

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I think the limit is somewhere in the neighborhood of ten years old.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Stephenson Valve Gear
04/15/2018 at 20:48

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There’s a link to the quiz somewhere around here, damned if I know where. But it only rates one car at a time - so you could rate both cars and add them up.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:48

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1957 Rusty Studebaker- +30
1997 Jeep Cherokee- +30
2001 Suburban- +30

90 Points! What do I win?


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Tristan
04/15/2018 at 20:53

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That’s some pretty Jalop cred there!

But there really *is* a quiz out there from a few years ago and it’s fun— I’m currently doing a half-assed search for it, but maybe someone else can help.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:54

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I vaguely remember participating a while back...


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Tristan
04/15/2018 at 20:57

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http://www.jalopmeter.com/


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:57

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http://www.jalopmeter.com


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:58

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LOL - found it at about the same time thanks!


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 21:24

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This can’t be accurate. I just put in my truck, a 2017 Sierra Denali, something that seems to be absolutely despised on Jalopnik and it landed in the “dream garage” zone with 160pts.


Kinja'd!!! Stephenson Valve Gear > WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 22:44

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Forgot about the quiz! Apparently my Mustang scored 120 - and that doesn’t include the extra 30 points for NOT qualifying for Uber...


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 23:07

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Seems legit

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Kinja'd!!! TA4K > Alfalfa
04/16/2018 at 03:18

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Damnit it penalises me for the cappuccino having a removable hard top.


Kinja'd!!! TA4K > Alfalfa
04/16/2018 at 03:19

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AND theres no kei car option! What is the world coming to smh


Kinja'd!!! 19JRC99 > WilliamsSW
04/20/2018 at 21:08

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That bumps the Dakota from 148 to 178.