"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
04/15/2018 at 20:19 • Filed to: None | 3 | 20 |
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
No.
winterlegacy, here 'till the end
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:23 | 0 |
Vintage car ridesharing service when
E90M3
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:36 | 5 |
I once got really drunk and tried to download uber eats; however, when you search uber eats in the app store, drive for uber is the first result. Apparently I got half way registered to drive for uber before I figured it out.
Urambo Tauro
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:37 | 0 |
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
No.
WilliamsSW
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:40 | 9 |
I feel like this needs to be part of that quiz that scores how Jalop your car is.
Does not qualify for Uber = +30 points
Qualifies for Uber = 0 points
Qualifies for Uber Black = -25 points
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:44 | 0 |
I don’t think I own any vehicle that would qualify for Uber. Is my wife’s 2008 too old?
Stephenson Valve Gear
> WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:45 | 1 |
Neither my car or my pickup qualify for Uber. Do I get 60 points?
Alfalfa
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/15/2018 at 20:46 | 0 |
I think the limit is somewhere in the neighborhood of ten years old.
WilliamsSW
> Stephenson Valve Gear
04/15/2018 at 20:48 | 0 |
There’s a link to the quiz somewhere around here, damned if I know where. But it only rates one car at a time - so you could rate both cars and add them up.
Tristan
> WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:48 | 3 |
1957 Rusty Studebaker- +30
1997 Jeep Cherokee- +30
2001 Suburban- +30
90 Points! What do I win?
WilliamsSW
> Tristan
04/15/2018 at 20:53 | 1 |
That’s some pretty Jalop cred there!
But there really *is* a quiz out there from a few years ago and it’s fun— I’m currently doing a half-assed search for it, but maybe someone else can help.
Tristan
> WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:54 | 0 |
I vaguely remember participating a while back...
WilliamsSW
> Tristan
04/15/2018 at 20:57 | 1 |
Alfalfa
> WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 20:57 | 3 |
WilliamsSW
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 20:58 | 0 |
LOL - found it at about the same time thanks!
DanZman
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 21:24 | 0 |
This can’t be accurate. I just put in my truck, a 2017 Sierra Denali, something that seems to be absolutely despised on Jalopnik and it landed in the “dream garage” zone with 160pts.
Stephenson Valve Gear
> WilliamsSW
04/15/2018 at 22:44 | 1 |
Forgot about the quiz! Apparently my Mustang scored 120 - and that doesn’t include the extra 30 points for NOT qualifying for Uber...
Mercedes Streeter
> Alfalfa
04/15/2018 at 23:07 | 1 |
Seems legit
TA4K
> Alfalfa
04/16/2018 at 03:18 | 0 |
Damnit it penalises me for the cappuccino having a removable hard top.
TA4K
> Alfalfa
04/16/2018 at 03:19 | 0 |
AND theres no kei car option! What is the world coming to smh
19JRC99
> WilliamsSW
04/20/2018 at 21:08 | 0 |
That bumps the Dakota from 148 to 178.